Dr. Gosnell, Dr. Turner, and their team at America’s Family Dental – Tomball enjoy corny dental jokes. We hope you do too! May we share some with you? Here are some of our favorite question and answer jokes:
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
Q: Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Q: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
A: I don’t know, the dentist kept it.
Q: What do you call a dentist’s advice?
A: His flossophy
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Q: What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity?
A: A black hole.
Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: Thar’s gold in them fills!
Q: What is a dentist’s favorite time of day?
A: Tooth-hurty.
Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
A: Denis.
Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: “You have a hole in one. ”
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
When you visit our office, you can share one of these jokes with our team. We’ll have so much fun! Just give us a call at 281-290-8000 to make an appointment with our dentist in Tomball, Texas.