Do You Love Corny Dental Jokes?

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Dr. Gosnell, Dr. Turner, and their team at America's Family Dental Tomball enjoy corny dental jokes. We hope you do too! May we share some with you? Here are some of our favorite question and answer jokes:

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.

Q: Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.

Q: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
A: I don’t know, the dentist kept it.

Q: What do you call a dentist’s advice?
A: His flossophy

Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Q: What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity?
A: A black hole.

Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: Thar’s gold in them fills!

Q: What is a dentist’s favorite time of day?
A: Tooth-hurty.

Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
A: Denis.

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: “You have a hole in one. ”

Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.

When you visit our office, you can share one of these jokes with our team. We’ll have so much fun! Just give us a call at 281.290.8000 to make an appointment with our dentist in Tomball, Texas.